Date Everything!

Date Everything! is a character-driven simulation game where you’re given the unusual opportunity to romance anything—objects, ideas, abstract concepts, or even cosmic entities. Each interaction is built on branching dialogue, emotional alignment, and surreal humor, making every session feel unique and unpredictable.

A World Where Everything Is a Match

The gameplay in Date Everything! revolves around making choices in conversations and navigating unexpected personalities. You can pursue anything from a refrigerator to the concept of time, with each potential partner having its own dialogue tree, values, and reactions to your decisions. Some may expect kindness, while others reward confrontation or total absurdity.

Unlockable Scenarios and Hidden Endings

Not all entities are immediately available. As you complete successful “relationships,” new characters are unlocked, opening paths to more bizarre and complex interactions. The game tracks progress through a relationship web and memory log. Expect layered results depending on your style of play. You’ll encounter:

• Emotion Metrics: Characters respond based on your tone and choice consistency.
• Dialogue Puzzles: Certain paths require matching the correct emotional cues.
• Secret Endings: Some characters only unlock if others reject you.

Effective Techniques for Every Type

Since no two interactions are the same, your success in Date Everything! comes from adaptability and curiosity. These approaches can help you form more connections:

1. Listen for keywords. Dialogue often hints at what a character values.
2. Test emotional responses. Switch tones to explore new outcomes.
3. Fail on purpose. Rejections often unlock secret characters or new arcs.

Date Everything! turns romantic simulation on its head by making the process abstract, comical, and unexpectedly strategic. Beneath the satire lies a structure that rewards experimentation and emotional logic. It’s a game about connection—even if your soulmate happens to be a toaster.